*animated eye-rolling*

I read a few interesting things in the Jetstar in-flight magazine this afternoon, and most of it was cool. Like the 160-odd island archipelago of Okinawa, Japan. It sounds like an absolute dream. But that's not what's piqued my attention the most.

SUP-yoga. It's a real thing. You do yoga on a stand-up paddleboard. Not only is this just an option for an individual to pursue, it's now an actual business - SUP Yoga Retreats.

At your flash-in-the-pan-health-fad retreat, an individual is hereby rinsed of upwards of $800 to spend the week in Byron Bay, being forcibly removed from your comfy bed at stupid-o'clock every morning to repeatedly fall into Belongil Creek as your floating downward dog makes early yogi's roll over in their graves.

It might just be the most pretentious thing I've been made aware of in the past year - and I live in the Northern Rivers.

SUP-Yoga. Today I wish I didn't learn about this.